the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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