Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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