Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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