It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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