at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My boob is missing a layer of skin
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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