I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize