You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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