Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
