Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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