weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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