so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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