Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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