Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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