Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I did not marry a roomba.
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