Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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