He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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