Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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