Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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