I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You need Xanax blowdarts
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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