My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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