party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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