And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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