all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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