do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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