How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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