just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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