Pappa wants mamma naked
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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