she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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