But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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