Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Found the puke drawer
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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