My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'm both gender and math confused
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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