I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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