I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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