marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
