i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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