great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
