Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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