Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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