When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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