I need help removing her.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Randomize
