Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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