i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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