The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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