Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Two words: nipple clamps
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