just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
dude. I can hear the air.
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