Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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