how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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