How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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