No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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