STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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