yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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