So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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