My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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