I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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