a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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