i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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