Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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